Unemployment Blues

I don’t know about you people out there, but I have never liked receiving those fundamental rejection letters. They are always so cold, deceitful, heartless, brutal, condescending, heartfelt, honest, and truthful all at the same time. Worst yet, they always seem to come at the worst time; like when you’re trying to get a new job. There is a way however to turn those blues into gainful employment. All you need to do is fill in the blanks on this simple form letter, and send it to your top choice rejecter. Please be careful and do not over send this form; otherwise you may find yourself gainfully over-employed, which is butt (pun intended) a whole different monkey to pull out of your crack.