20 Reasons Why Men Shouldn’t get a Brazilian Bikini Wax

Brazilian Bikini Wax For Men

1. Why pay when you can get one for free with a colonoscopy/vasectomy combo
2. There are two kinds of people that would touch you there; and I wouldn’t want anything to do with either of them
3. You would go much too fast during nude slip n’ slide runs
4. You know what they say about kicking where the sun doesn’t shine; well they also say that about shaving!
5. Can you say, ‘sandpaper abrasion between the cheeks!’
6. Worst way that you could waste about three hours
7. Once you start; you can’t stop!
8. Leaves even less to the imagination when in a Speedo
9. Ever had an ingrown hair in your crack?
10. Where are all those cling-on’s going to go?
11. Ever cry over a deep splinter in your finger? Yah, I rest my case…
12. You’ll be spending too much time touching your own @$$
13. If you’re going bald; it’s nice to have a thick patch of hair to comb somewhere
14. There will be no more calling it your ‘warm fuzzy’…
15. Used wax strips might be sold to Barbie corporation as middle-age Ken doll toupee’s
16. How are you going to prove you’re over 21 when your found drunk and depanced during a police raid?
17. And you thought Yoga looked embarrassing… Imagine it nude, with an audience
18. Borrowing peoples eyebrow tweezers for a few touch-ups here and there
19. If you need to do that to look bigger… you better just Give Up Man!
20. IT HURTS… damn it!